Subject: Just checking in
Hope you’re doing well. I know you’ve got a lot on your plate right now, what with the eight million things I’ve already given you to worry about. So don’t take this as me rushing you. If we can’t condense the timeline, we can’t, and that’s that.
I just wanted to check in and see if you had a timeline for when you were planning to head out.
Don’t get me wrong, I love having you around.
Well, “love” might be a strong word. “Gotten used to” might be more accurate. But I’m trying to be polite. I hope you can see that. I’m really trying.
It’s just that I’ve got a few things to take care of this weekend, so if you could just let me know what your plans are, I’ll plan accordingly.
Let me know either way.
I really appreciate it.
Subject: (No subject)
I’m not a train. I don’t come on schedule.
Try again tomorrow.
Subject: Hey, I’m serious
Maybe I wasn’t being clear. Sorry about that. I’ll try to be more direct — sorry if this comes off abrupt. I really do apologize. But I don’t know how else to make you listen.
Fuck off, OK?
I’ve got to go to work tomorrow. I’ve got a short story that needs writing. I need to clean the bathroom, put gas in my car, come up with a good Mother’s Day present.
I’d love to entertain you, but you’re heavy. You’re dense as a neutron star, solid as a ship’s anchor, and when you sit like that on my chest, you make my ribs ache. I’ve told you before how brittle my bones are, but I’m not sure you heard.
Oh, and I’m tired.
Subject: Kid, please
You can stick it out. Be nice. I came all this way to be with you. The least you can do is make me up a bed on the couch. Maybe cook dinner. Paella sounds good. I don’t have anywhere else to go.
Subject: What the ever-loving fuck
This isn’t what we agreed on, you fucker. You’re not in the running for the National Book Award. Keep the plot twists to yourself.
I don’t have the energy for you right now. There’s enough going on without this. Without the cramps twisting my stomach, the weak feeling in my knees after every muscle in my legs tensed past breaking while I was driving home on I-55. I don’t have the energy for these nightmares.
And I sure as shit don’t have the energy to worry about how much I weigh on top of all of this. I refuse to let you guilt-trip me for skipping the gym because I had a panic attack on the way there.
That is not. How. This. Works.
Subject: Yes it is
That’s exactly how this works. You know the drill.
Settle in, hombre. It’s gonna be a long night.
Subject: Listen up
Here’s what you’re not getting. I’m gonna break it down for you. Listen good. I’m only gonna say this once.
My body is my sanctuary.
It is my temple.
It is the one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment decorated with pages from my favorite books, paintings of owls looking quizzically in the distance as owls are wont to fucking do, my favorite de-stress playlist drifting through the hallways from my speakers.
It is my home, and you do not get to come in here uninvited.
So consider this your eviction notice. I’ll give you one night to get your things together. I’ll lend you some duct tape to shut up the boxes.
But I’m heading off to sleep tonight, and when I wake up in the morning, I want you fucking gone.
Am I clear?
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